31 mai 2013
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Fun: Prière d'un petit garçon
Au dîner, le père ordonna à son petit garçon de dire une prière. Le petit garçon dit : « Mais, papa, je ne sais pas prier! »
Le père continua : « Prie seulement pour les membres de ta famille, les amis, les voisins, les pauvres etc. … »
Le petit garçon commença : « Seigneur, je vous remercie pour nos visiteurs et leurs enfants qui ont mangé tous les biscuits et la crème glacée. Bénis-les pour qu’ils ne reviennent plus. Pardonne au fils du voisin qui a enlevé tous les vêtements de ma sœur et a lutté avec elle, hier, sur son lit. À Noël, envoie des vêtements à toutes ces pauvres femmes nues que j’ai vues sur le téléphone portable de mon père. Seigneur, donne une maison à tous ces hommes sans abri, qui utilisent la chambre de maman quand papa est au travail.
AMEN !
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9 septembre 2012
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01:21
Shout out!
Acouple was driving the car on a country road. Suddenly a three legged chicken came running after the car, passed it and run into a side road.
"Wow!" said the husband "Did you see how fast that chicken could run!" Shortly after another chicken came and passed the car with a tremendous speed. The wife said "And did you see that it had three legs!"
Now they were really curious about these chickens so they decided to follow the road where the three legged chickens just went. Eventually they came up to a farm and to their surprise there were many three legged chickens running around. The farmer came out to greet them. Now they had to ask him about how is it possible to breed three legs chickens?
The farmer explained: "You see we are three in this family, me, my wife and our son. And every time we had chicken to eat, we all wanted the chicken club. So we tried and tried and managed to create a rase of three legged chicken so we all could have a club!
Fantastic! And how does this chickens taste?
"Well", said the farmer, "there is a problem - we have still not been able to catch one!"
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